My Reality

Woooohhh it’s my 21st birthday

londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

Demi Lovato ft. Ed Sheeran - Give Me Love
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lalovatoland:

Give Me Love - Demi Lovato ft. Ed Sheeran

timelordangel:

we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long run

kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her.
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mcfairy:

if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i

thedisputed:

setbabiesonfire:


I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad.

This hits hard.

fuck

thedisputed:

setbabiesonfire:

I saw this when I was walking home, and it just made me sad.

This hits hard.

fuck

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me